Crazy shopping

Date: 9/13/2019

By lauriemae

Me and my hubby went to JC Penney at the mall. I went off to look at girly stuff. I got done and found him, but he wanted to keep shopping. I ended up striking up a conversation with some lady. (She also had a tween ages son with her) We were walking around the store while we talked. Next thing we know, we are on a boat going through the town. We both were like, how did we end up on this boat and thought it was pretty funny.we went by one house that had a super cool slip and slide set up. The yard was tiered and the slide was very long. At the end was a huge splash pool. Me and her son both said, that's so cool.the boat ride wasn't very long or very far. When we embarked I parted ways with the lady. Then I realized I had left my purse with my phone at JC Penney. I started to worry because I couldn't call my husband and I wasn't quite sure where the boat had taken us. Just then I saw an old highschool friend, crystal. She asked to bum a cigarette, bit I didn't have any and not even my purse. Somehow I had a $10 bill and another bill (not sure how much) in my pocket. But no ID so couldn't even go to a store to buy cigarettes. Next thing I know we are in a parking lot at her car. It seems like we parted always after she wanted to bum a smoke and somehow I ended up seeing her (with a couple other people) at her car. I asked her where JC Penney was cuz I really needed to get back and find my purse before somebody else did and then they would spend my debit card and take and use my phone. She knew I was stressed so she offered a puff is her cigarette.(not sure how she got them) it was a half cigarette butt. She out it in a chillum type thing, or maybe one of those old fashioned filter thingy. I wasn't sure why she did it like that, but I went along with it cuz I was stressed and could use it. I took one puff and realized it wasn't tobacco. When the ashes fell off, a bunch of burning weed fell too, but she didn't seem to care. I took one puff and told her I had to go so I could get my purse back.when I was getting out of her car, she handed me my purse. I asked how she had it and she said a worker guy at the store found it and thought it was odd someone just left their purse. Not sure how she for it from him, but didn't care. I was so relieved. So I said, well now I can relax and chill for a bit. I started to tell her how I ended up on the boat and the awesome slip and slide I saw along the way. Then I woke up.