Miranda Sings pole dancing with Ellen

Date: 7/9/2018

So I was at my school auditorium and we were supposed to be watching a talent show between all of the students. Somehow it changed to some TV show where Miranda Sings and Ellen were guest stars and I don’t know if they were supposed to be showcasing their real talents or if they were supposed to be pranking us. But I remember some guy calling Ellen to the stage and she comes out and there’s these two poles and this hip-hop music starts playing and Ellen goes toward the pole and she’s trying but she’s doing really bad and is laughing like someone was making her do it as a joke. Then Miranda Sings comes out of nowhere and is like, “watch me. I can do it better.” And she wraps her legs around the pole and puts both hands on it and starts shimmying her way up in these really aggressive thrusting motions and I keep going back and forth from my point of view from backstage and then to Miranda’s. Everyone is laughing including Ellen and then I start laughing and I wake myself up still laughing.