Too much school

Date: 8/13/2018

Jack Whitehall took me, mum, my brother, my aunt and my cousin to his old primary school. The layout was exactly the same as my primary school except it was blue instead of green. When we pulled up to the school there was a pinkish statue of a girl with a baby and I jokingly asked if that was me. We went in to the sports hall and there was a games stand and it was packed full of people trying to get a game. We went into the other hall through the door and there was an older lady selling pictures of the school children through time. Jack asked if they had any of him and she said they only keep one and she pulled it out. It was Jack doing a thumbs up as a baby with Dec from Ant and Dec. Jack broke down and we didn’t really know why. The lady asked if we knew the story and we said no but she never told us. My brother then lied down under the table and Jack asked if he wanted to go next door where our cousin was. He nodded. My brother went off and then we agreed that we should go see my school. We got there and we went in my sports hall. In there was a stand and a game. The strictest teacher there Mrs N was running the game. It was a game that involved you solving puzzles and going underground. I entered and got past level 1 easily. Level 2 was in a hole a little bit down under and it was a bunch of figures that I had to move in to the correct order to make a sentence. Part of it involved Phil Lester texting me but I can’t remember. I eventually got the order with 1 second remaining and Mrs N told everyone to stop moving and if anyone moved they were out. She explained something but I realised that if I moved on the figures would still be in the right order so I hit them so they all jumbled up and then Mrs N crossed my name off and lectured me for moving. I explained but nothing worked so I got out and sulked in the corner. ———————- We buy a new washing machine that you can play games on. We’re driving out somewhere when we see Jim from Friday Night Dinner come out and tell us that his washing machine does that as well and maybe we could link them. ——————————— I’m in my normal school now and I’m on a stage with 2 other people dressed as cats. I’m dressed as a cat. I think it’s funny to bring my cat Chester on stage with me as he is also a cat. Everyone’s confused so I drop it and then Mr K starts the music. I hadn’t been taught any lines or dance so I awkwardly stood and watched on as Mr K and the other cats danced. Towards the end of the music he came over and looked me dead in the eye and smirked and then said “You have no idea what you’re doing do you?” I shake my head and he says “Yeah I stood like that when I was nervous” I replied saying that I wasn’t nervous but nobody had taught me the dance. I left and as I was trying to find my friends everyone kept telling me what a good job I did.