Burgling Nicki Minaj's House with Rashida Jones 👩🏽

Date: 11/12/2016

My best friend Omar, Rashida Jones and I burgled a home in an upper middle class neighborhood. It was a blue, two-storied house with several windows and a large lawn, like something I'd imagine to see in New England neighborhoods. We were looking for something specific and were rummaging around in the dark. After quite a bit of time, Rashida finally finds it in the upstairs study and it's a standalone lock. While she is trying to crack it, Omar and I were just standing around when someone who lived there came home and turned on the lights. Omar and I moved quietly throughout the house to see who it was and it was Nicki Minaj. She seemed to sense a presence so we ran back to Rashida just as she opened the lock, which opened up a passageway to the attic that led outside. Next thing I know, Omar and I are at my parents' house in the guest bedroom with my brother Jeremy. I felt anxious because maybe neighbors saw our faces because we weren't wearing masks when my mom goes into the room and says we have to leave because we might be tracked here.