Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 12/11/2018
By sleepyeve
I’ve got a hellhound as a pet and he’s a good boy. I’m speaking to myself as I would normally do when there’s a dog around, just talking, thinking that he doesn’t understand me. I say something about pizza and the dog pops away into thin air and then comes back 5 minutes later with a slight breeze and a red box around his neck. On really small letters on the box, so small you wouldn’t notice at a first glance, it says “punishment of eternal damnation if stolen from our evil lord”. I don’t have the time to think about how ironic that sentence is, seeing as the box is obviously from Hell anyway, because I’m thinking aw shite. I open up the box and inside it is another box that looks like it’s from the Chinese which contains all these slices of pizza all wedged into the box. I think to myself: fuck yeah I’m eating this pizza I don’t even care if it’s gluten free or not, I’ve got a genie dog here. I eat one slice and it’s pretty cold (long journey, I guess) so I decide I’ll put the Chinese box in the microwave and throw out the red one. When I get back from the bin outside, my pizza in the microwave is completely gone. I get very on edge. My dog is getting really excited. The bastard’s gone and set me up to sell my soul to Satan.