Date: 9/16/2017
By SwaggyBoy9
I knew I would catch your attention with that title ;) I'm in paknsave. This was an altered version of paknsave, so it's similar but different. I walked around a corner when I suddenly saw paknsave selling Whittaker's Chocolate.. they were selling 4 chocolates for $1.20! That's insanely cheap because they're usually $4 for one.. I rushed there and tried to find the best flavour, which is just the original one and I swear I saw it for a second but it wasn't there anymore, they had sold out of it I thought. So I tried finding the next best flavour but it didn't really have anything I liked so I just grabbed the salted caramel ones they had. I was walking around again and suddenly I noticed a stock full of the original flavour! But wait, this one was only $0.80 for 4 chocolates!!! Man this is a bargain! So I tell my brother and mum and they rush with me! Suddenly it says there's a 5 limit on it, so I can get 5 lots of 4 chocolate bars. I tell my brother and mum to rush outside and grab their money and I start to buy the chocolates from my behalf. There's a self checkout option literally right next to the chocolates.. that's convenient.. too convenient. Something that would only happen in a dream.. But I didn't realise that. Okay so, now something weird happened. There were these chocolate options and every chocolate was associated with a.. pornstar? The original had Piper Perri on it, so that's the one I picked. How do I know Piper Perri you ask? Well, I could ask you the same question. I won't say anything if you don't. ;) My brother and mother were observing me from afar and as I was selecting the chocolates, my order messed up. There was now a different flavour and different pornstar on the chocolate. I turned around and my brother and mother were right next to me. They asked me what the holdup was and I explained, so I was there trying to fix my order.. But then I woke up. Dreams always wake you up at the most unexpected timings, but then sometimes, the timing is almost too perfect to when you wake up.