flirting with my guidance counselor who i thought was drake

Date: 12/2/2021

By squidward

dreamt i was texting some guy. i got flirty out of nowhere unprovoked and he was like “faith, you do realize i’m your guidance counselor, right” and i was like “oh, sorry, i thought you were drake”. didn’t even question the guidance counselor part when i don’t have one. also, no, i didn’t think i was texting drake. don’t know why i said that