riding waves with pregnant britney spears

Date: 10/12/2022

i was on vacation at a beach house on a big private beach with my family. i think it was hawaii. britney spears was there and she was pregnant and my whole family was super casual about it like she was an old friend but i was like wtf. then we went out swimming in the ocean together and i was starstruck and kept taking sneaky photos of her. then we rode waves, without boogie boards or anything, our bodies literally just got carried to shore over and over again.