Date: 9/17/2016
By Mokunai
First of all we were going to go to the store for some sort of holiday. It was supposed to be a big event that took up a large building butt there was only one store open and that was the pet store. We came back later that night to steel something from it but then I found that all of these little, almost humming bird sized birds were on top of instead of in their cages. The kittens were on top of their cages too. So I started putting them back in. They were so soft. The store was then opening for the next morning so I helped them set up for the Halloween fundraiser a bit. I think I kinda woke up a but here because I was then in Amsterdam with my mom. I was walking through the the streets when someone caught my eye. It was my friend Marshal (he admittedly likes me and I admittedly don't like him back that way) ANYWAY! It was a few years after high school and so we were even more shocked to see each other. He was writing a book apparently. My parents wanted to have dinner with him alone and I went back "home" (dream home that's not really home) because I know that my parents really like him. Then I suddenly had a large Jewish family that was trying to convince me to marry him because his book will make him rich. I only agree so they will leave me alone. Me and Marshal were walking down the street again commenting on how we can't believe this is almost happening. Someone said something and then a whole swarm of people came and were eating up this negative gossip about the soon-to-be-wife of the yet-to-be-published author. My dad became trans and sang a song as he established that he had the right to be taking an interest in my wedding as a female party. "ARE YOU MY DAUGHTER, OR NOOOOOOOOT?!" He sang as I began to walk down the isle. I was no longer within my body at the time. I was more like someone filming the wedding. Anyway "I" walked down the isle and it was on a slope. Each step took me farther under water to where the alter was. When I got there we had to do a dance before and the dance instructor was there, teaching us the dance AT the alter. He said that people called him "Retardando" for reasons. By this time me and marshal are just a couple of twelve year olds completely failing at the ceremony. I didn't get to see the end cuz I woke up.