Suburban Dog War

Date: 2/6/2020

In the beginning I was doing an assignment on the bus because it was due when we got to school but Avril Lavin was on the bus singing “I Kissed a Girl” and for I minute I got really desperate for someone to kiss me. Then for some reason Avril Laving and I are in the middle of the street in a residential area with guns in our hands heading towards a massive square bush (that for some reason I associated with Melanie Martinez). We duck just as a giant hole is shot through the bush and this little dog jumps through with a gun in his mouth, firing randomly. I think the dog eventually runs off and we encounter these other two murderous dogs that actually try to shoot at us. After a bit of dodging, we grab them, take their guns away, and put them in their little play area with their dog house. I think someone told me we shouldn’t just leave them here and I thought we should punish their owners for teaching them to fight so I commanded one dog to kill the other and then I shot the remaining dog. I don’t know how that would’ve shown anything to those owners but I woke up with the guilt in my stomach and a tingling all over my body.