North korea and me

Date: 6/4/2018

Im at my moms house with a bunch of my friends. We are prepping ourselves for visitors. A group of north korean people are coming to town and everyone is nervous. We know that they’re coming on somewhat peaceful terms, but still, better safe than sorry. Mac shows up with a backpack and lays it out in front of me. It must be a bag of holding because I start pulling out full size rifles, shotguns, pistols, mini 14, ak-47’s, some cheaper bolt actions, several boxes of ammo, and a huge leather wrap filled with around 50 combat and pocket knives, plus some throwing stars. Someone immediately takes the ak’s, mikies in the back getting one ready. I settle for the mini 14 with low power but a 30 round magazine. I start talking to mac about the situation, we’re all a little nervous. They just need a place to house some prisoners along their route. So we all go outside and start to wait. People set up on the hill, in the driveway, upstairs in the house, and along the fence. We’re talking about what might happen, if we’re careful this could be a totally peaceful encounter, which everyone wants. I go back inside to find something in my old bedroom but cant. By the time i find it i come back into the kitchen and their van is outside. I freak out a little bit, but just mentally prepare myself. My wife is with me as we watch them usher prisoners out of a full size van. She says one of them was joking with her about killing prisoners if the act out. Right after she says that we see a female guard cut a prisoners throat and let them bleed out in my driveway. So yeah, not a joke. When they get inside i try to be as friendly as possible. I shake their hands one at a time. They act surprisingly american and speak amazing english. One of them refuses to shake my hands and i implies that he’s a germaphobe so i say thats fine. There are also a few americans with them who seem like missionaries or something. They ask for volunteers to share a bedroom. I volunteer, feeling somewhat fine about the whole situation.