Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 4/10/2019
By wokepotato
So I was in the kitchen and I was watching a Blossom microwave life hacks video on Instagram. One of the hacks was to microwave condensed milk for a few minutes so it would turn into this dessert sauce. Afterwards they drizzled it on a stack of brownies. (It’s also an actual video on their account too, go look for it). The life hack looked pretty legit to me, so I decided to try it out. However with my attempt I set the microwave on fire (yay). My parents were also in the kitchen at the time and for some reason they were surprisingly calm. My mom even said she would take care of the situation and walked over there, but she was just staring at it. Morale of the story; don’t trust Blossom unless you want to set your house on fire. Especially when they mess with those microwaves.