Dunno what to call this one 😂😂👌

Date: 1/5/2019

So it started off me walking around my living room and I was looking and looking for my phone . I couldn’t find it anywhere so I started to walk up my stairs there was at least 30 steps .as soon as I got up stairs a girl who I haven’t spoke to in about 3 yrs had my phone . She told me she used her ear lobe to unlock my phone and then found all my porn on the phone so I walked away slowly thinking I haven’t watched porn before why am I scared that she’s gonna expose me with nothing but still my hearts racing and I’m thinking what do I do and I peak my head back inside the room with the girl in it and I said ok she burst out laughing gave me my phone back jumped out of my window and ran away then I woke up