My most magnificent painting

Date: 10/7/2016

So I had just finished painting the biggest, most magnificent painting ever, and it was an oil painting so it needed time to dry, so it was sitting in a warehouse. Basically, I had this vision of the future, where this villain hated me for some reason so he pissed on the painting and then planted a bomb on it and blew it up. So having that vision, I knew what was coming. So the bomb was planted, and I was with my dad trying to figure out what to do. So we picked up Pablo Escobar and my dad gave him a large sum of money to come help us. So I was laying on the floor of the warehouse next to Pablo Escobar who had a laptop and he was trying to diffuse the bomb. It was getting down to the wire and we were sweating and it was really intense but at the last moment it worked and the bomb timer stopped. I was so happy and thanked Pablo Escobar and now we're friends.