The Play

Date: 4/8/2016

There was one time where me and this one guy were at my house. The guy sprayed some flammable liquid into the air and I lit it and it engulfed the whole yard in flames and burned all the tree leaves off. This part is a sad part. I was like the guy from Orange Is the New Black. There was a hot girl who might have been my girlfriend or was going to be. At an outdoor party I was playing some game with this show off guy that thought he was faster than me. It was a dream where it's hard to move freely. So I lost a race for an item that was thrown a distance away. At one point me and the girl kissed and felt each other up. It was nice. Then she got kidnapped or something. I went to rescue her or something. We were on a weird futuristic pirate ship like thing. It didn't stay as a pirate ship tho. The leader of the 2 bad guys is obsessed with taking some weird pills and then erging. I'm pretty sure I defeated the bad guys but the girl didn't want me anymore and I'm depressed. I walk over to the box of pills, take one, then start erging. At one point me and an Asian girl named either Emmy of Mimi (but not quite the Mimi from school) were jet skiing in like the Amazon river or something like that. It was kinda spooky. Once we met up at the end I awoke to the sound of cleaning ladies cleaning. I fell back asleep and there was a dream about some famous scientist guy or something and I was Leonard from the Big Bang Theory. The BBT group wanted him to attend 2 parties with them. He didn't wanna go to the second one so we had an idea that would make him sure to want to come. ------- it gets confusing cuz the scientist guy changes to a old lady that loves plays and sometimes changes to Anne. What we do(now me and Ethan. Not BBT people) is show the lady what we could do to make the best play in her life. I have a magazine and I flip through it saying things on the page that would appeal to her for the play: Clothes, Architecture, (turning to a page with a Dalek on it) robots, and finally (for some reason the whopper) eyeliner. Thë Płåÿ Sitting in the front row I watch the play the woman has made with our inspiration. It's amazing and everyone thinks so too. At the end everyone claps. Then to finish it she plays a short piano piece. It was a masterpiece. Some of the actors including Ethan feel sick so I take him to the bathroom to vom but in an Ethan troll fashion, when we get there he feels fine. We return back to front seat. These two thugs that Ethan was bothering in the bathroom sit next to me and are gonna kill me for some reason. I stab em. I'm in the ghetto place. I've got a golf caught/cough thing. I'm driving around in the ghetto and come to a parking lot with the chain-link fence around it. This one guy who is one of the frogs from spirited away is hassling me trying to steal my car. He gets it it and tries to drop a white. I'm like "you got 5 seconds to get out or I'll make you". He's like "do it". I pull him out onto the asphalt with ease. I drive away and ghetto dwellers are throwing rocks at me. My car is now a moped/scooter. The frog and a black kid find me and start hassling me. They try to beat me up (the frog with a walker, the kid with a skateboard). I beat them up instead and make the kid paint my moped.