Gasoline Will Ruin Your Hair (So Will 9/11)

Date: 3/8/2017

For some reason I had poured gasoline all over my head. I feel like I had a good reason, I just can't remember what. I was in the streets of NY when the first plane hit and my sister (who IRL was born after the event) was running in and out trying to rescue as many people as she could. In the meantime, I was trying to tell her that because I poured gasoline on my head, all my hair just disintegrated so I had to wear this neat shawl over my head. For obvious reasons, my sister was very annoyed with my behavior because of my total ignorance of the situation and because she kept trying to pull me to safety.