zig zag moon

Date: 12/13/2020

i was sitting at a red light when i saw the moon zig zagging across the sky. i was just like ‘well that’s not good’ then continued to drive, but when i looked back at the road it was pitch black. the lights were out. then an empty bike just rode across the road, presumably the guy got flung off by the gravitational pull from the moon fucking up. the cars in front of me were freaking out. then it was eerily silent and had a strange shift in wind. i had both hands on the wheel and just let out a deep breath and said ‘well this is it’ and then we were hit by a giant tidal wave that probably killed us and that’s when i was jolted awake.