Sex, Fights and Kebabs

Date: 4/16/2016

Started off with me walking down the street with a few friends, I had my glasses on and a few people where walking across the road in the opposite direction. In passing someone said something and they then turned round crossed the road and started following behind. Suddenly it was a 5v3 fight not in our favour. I had to got my glasses knocked off ( it being a dream literally couldn't see anything) The fight continued and eventually with me not being able to see the three of us got the fuck kicked out of us. I woke up with some random girl in her house. All things going well we had sex and I passed out, woke up in the morning and wanted to keep having sex with her. Someone then came back in to her house and she told me I had to leave but could see her again. Turns out this random girl was friends with Hannah harland who mainsy was secretly fucking behind his girlfriends back. So he told me if I picked him up then the two girls we could sneak out to his boat and fuck them there where no one would see. As we were coming off the boat the Jamaican guy from WWE (explained below) saw us and then threaten to tell my. Girlfriend which then led to the below situation. Me jd and bones where massive professional wrestlers and I started a fight with Alex Thompson in the locker room and mikey jack Owens Chris's benwaw the black guy who was from Jamaica with the dreadlock who wore the King crown like 8 years ago all started scrapping I remember having to stand on the bench to reach Alex Thompsons face and stuck my hands inside his cheeks and tried to rip his lip apart. It all started because the black Jamaican guy tried to tell Lelayna I had fucked some girl called Sara. I threatened him after in the changing room and he pulled out a razor blade. So I grabbed that off him that's when mikey and all started being cunts. Tried to say it was me who brought the blade. Then I got the blade and slit mikey with it. Jd was no where to be found. Then me and bones went and met colv for a sphinx. Colv paid with a £100 note, me and bones started taking the piss and saying it was fake. And all the chavs around started threatening to call the cops and wee bubba just goes you know who my fucking da is! Then I woke up lol