Date: 7/12/2018
By Friesandnuggets
JVN from Queer Eye was kidnapped by a group of men in red. There were reports on the news that the kidnappers were annoyed that they couldn’t take him anywhere without people recognising him. For some reason he was at my school canteen and came out. I knew it was him but I didn’t make a scene because the kidnappers looked angry enough. ———— I’m at home in my garden and Piers Morgan is there interviewing some man about a conspiracy to do with a murder. The whole time this interview is taking place I have a long stick that I keep running and jumping with to try and fly. Sometimes I can glide for quite a while before hitting the floor.