Sarcophagus

Date: 7/29/2018

Had a dream chris forced me to move to a smaller apartment for 700 a month rent. I remember being sad and complaining but it was actually bigger than our current apartment. It was the apartment complex I lived in when I was 7 but way bigger insise. I had to clean a lot though but kept getting distracted. I wanted this old antique chair but it had like video game hearts on it so it wasn't really antique. Even though the apartment was big, the layout was super weird and there was no living room so we had to have like 3 separate ones. Our patio was really cute, it was high up and hidden in the back of the apartments. It was small and had a lot of flowers across the railing. I was happy up there and was looking forward to drinking coffee in the morning. I found a tiny sarcophagus in a table that was left behind from the previous tenant. I knew what it was somehow. Inside was mummy juice from a pharaoh that lived in 1200 bc. I went around spraying it on people to be a dick. It smelled really bad. I sprayed it on my cat and thought she was going to die so I felt bad and went to wash it off from her. She ended up being fine.