Date: 6/21/2019
By alexolsen
had a dream that i was a bridesmaid in someone wedding. i was at a bride convention. it was valentine’s day and so texted W don’t be a hoe and he texted dont be heavy. what lol but then i sat next to corbie and kylie jenner (used name luna)(i hate the jenner’s, get out of my dream) and it turns out she’d been seeing Chad estrella, a guy from my hometown. his mom started trying to lead a chant. but we couldn’t hear it. we tried for like 5 minutes unable to hear. finally we figure it out: “me and all my woes are a bunch of spagettihoes” and i chanted it until i woke up