Trying on boobs 😂

Date: 5/16/2018

Well you see, I feel like I have to explain myself with this one... My chest bone is pretty big,combine that with bulking and gym... When I flex I can make it look like I have boobs 😂 it really stands out from a shirt.... So I always joke about having to wear a bra soon... After talking with someone about it I had this dream: Im at some bathroom stall, It was a really filthy place... Few ppl were there and I tried to pee... Some stalls are too disgusting to go in but all the others were occupied... I pee'd and then went out to wash my hands and some taller guy tried acting all thug on me,pushing me away because he wanted to wash his without waiting.... I didn't really give a fuck cuz I knew he's nothing, just walked away... 2 labyrinths were sitting in the bathroom gossiping like the 2 old ladies they were. I went in some stall and I had with me this pair of what looked like fake boobs... Not big at all but you were supposed to put them at the right place, match nipple to nipple and idk why I put that on... But I did, and I failed at it... After putting it I noticed they like... Slid down? Sagged down to the point when my real nipples weren't in line with the fake ones.... (gosh this sounds weird) So I thought I messed up but I said fuck it and just put my shirt back on... Went out of the stall to leave... One labyrinth looked at me and said "good job"?? Idk why she'd say that but I was weirded out just by the fact she's sitting in a male's fucking bathrooms.... I left.