Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 1/27/2020
By leathecage
My family and I were camping out in a very large camper, and I had brought Hawk, one of my parakeets, with me. I had Hawk stay in an egg crate, which ai guess is the camper equivalent to a bird cage. Our camper was parked inside this large building which was like a strip mall but indoors. I walked down the street and visited this shop where they had clearance Christmas decorations. There was a box of free ornaments and each person was only allowed to take one. The lady running the place said the ornaments were 1¢, despite that being contradictory to the FREE as advertised. I dug through the box and found two ornaments I wanted: They were bells painted and decorated to look like the heads of Isabelle and Digby from Animal Crossing. I wanted both of them, but knew the lady would yell at me if I asked, so I left Digby's ornament at the bottom of the box and paid for Isabelle's. I ran back to my camper so I could tell my brother about the Digby ornament and for him to get it, but when I got there all of our stuff was gone. My brother was still there and he told me we headed back home already. I was fine with that, and then started telling him about the ornament, but he said he had already bought one, and it turned out to be the Digby one. Suddenly, I was back at home, but our house was a lot bigger and fancier. My parents were watching tv and I decided to take a walk outside. I started hearing this chant "Kim Namjoon! Kim Namjoon!" coming from the backyard. Since that's the name of RM from BTS, I got excited and ran back there. When I got there the chanting stopped, and there was a pond full of maple syrup at the back of the house, and a waterfall of it ran from up the hill further back through the woods. I decided to take a dip in it, but when I did I found that I couldn't stop sinking. My body too was being pulled up the waterfall up the hill (not much of a waterfall I suppose, but a gradual incline). I was struggling to swim above the surface for air, but I got to the top and the river came to an abrupt stop. I was pushed onto the land by the syrup and could finally breathe. At the top of the hill was a working toilet, which I had installed incase you were swimming in the syrup river and needed a bathroom break. I suddenly saw this error message on the lid of the toilet that said "Too many toilets. 11/10" Apparently our plumming system had 10 toilets and 11 was too many. So I ripped the toilet out of the ground and through it further into the woods. I then looked down at the syrup river, which I had apparently made, and thought it'd be best to get rid of it so it didn't drown anybody. Suddenly, the river was gone and my neighbor walked up to me. Her backyard and mine met up in the woods, so she was able to see me well. Irl I have never met or seen those neighbors, so the neighbor in my mind looked simular to my old boss. She then greeted me and wanted to talk to me about something. She said she was tired of seeing me walk around outside in my bathroom with my hair in a towl. I knew she was mistaking me for my mom, since I don't own a robe and my hair was way too short to be wrapped up in a towel. I tried to tell her that but her anger increased, saying that she would call the police if I didn't comply. Up the hill I then saw her husband try to choke out my dad. I called out to him and began to run up the hill to help him, but the woman grabbed my arm and threw me to the ground. I then pulled out the silenced pistol that I have in Grand Theft Auto V and shot her three times. I got back up and shot the guy who attacked my dad three times as well. They were both dead and me and my dad went running back to the house. I then saw, in my neighbors garage, their two hids sitting on the pavement, cowering in fear. I then said to myself "No witnesses" and aimed my gun at them. I didn't pulled the trigger, but I then realized the horror of the situation and thought it to be a dream. I forced myself awake and laid in my bed since I was a bit shaken up.