Negative GPA

Date: 11/13/2018

I’m at school, being picked up from it by my mom. It is a fancy event, like prom or something. Two girls in pretty rainbow prom dresses kiss in front of our car. They’re cute, but my mom and I have places to go, and they’re in front of our car. I tell my mom that I wish to have a relationship like that. As we sit in the car, I go onto Instagram and find out that Lily C. from middle school now has a GPA of -1.1 and she’s kind of proud of it. I think this is funny and that it’s karma for her bullying my friends in middle school. I then play a video game/am in a video game starring me as my Dungeons and Dragons character. I observe some monster guarding the entrance to a cave, and out of boredom, I decide to try and take it out despite this being outside the campaign. I roll a 3 when I roll to attack it, and this gets me thinking that perhaps I shouldn’t have engaged in battle if my luck was gonna be that bad. I then find out I have the ability to cast a powerful spell that reveals and kills any monsters or enemies in the area, and I cast it. The monster I’m fighting dies, and so does a bunch of giant monsters in the cave, causing the cave to crumble. I see a hallway at the side of the now-collapsed cave and I go through it. It leads to an alternate dimension, where there isn’t as much racial division between fantasy races as there is in the dimension I come from, the Dungeons and Dragons dimension. My sister is now at my side, complaining. The hall opens into a bakery, where a woman teaches my sister and I how to make little loaves of a sweet bread. I already know how to make the bread and her teaching me frustrates me.