Robbing a Bank with my Duck

Date: 5/12/2016

It was just another normal day in my life. Me being the G Supreme (villain name) and my pet/partner in crime Moshi the Duck were going to rob a bank. It was 10am, Moshi and I were on the roof of a bakery. This bakery had caramel slice, donuts, brownies, cookies, muffins, shortbread, cake and so much more but it also had something relevant to the bank robbery. It was next door. I got my grappling gun out of my bag. I fired the grappling gun at the roof. The grappling hook made a quiet clang as it became safe to put weight on it. I folded the grappling gun in half at an 90* angle and used it as a flying fox and slid to the roof of the bank while Moshi flew beside me. Now on the roof of the bank I meaninglessly put my finger to my lips in a shhhing gesture at Moshi. I don't know why I did Moshi can only quack and he knows not to do so when we are committing a felony. I then had the grappling gun transformed into a bazooka with a power I have no knowledge of. I blasted a hole on the roof, Moshi flew into the smoke was magically given super duck strength and grip, picked up the whole volt full of money with his webbed feet and flew away. Abandoning me on the roof of a freshly robbed bank with a bazooka. I was then tasered. I woke up.