Date: 2/26/2019

By killerK

I was drunk and took a bite of a really old, and opened, pepperoni stick in the fridge. I realized what I had done and tried to spit it out while also gagging. I woke up before anything happened so I don't know if I spat it out or not. Also this dream felt oddly real and frankly too weird to be a dream, so I checked the fridge when I got up. Thankfully, there was not a bite taken out of it. Why do I even still have that in my fridge? It's atleast 3 months old.