the longest chase

Date: 3/15/2020

By big.fat.meanie.zucchini

Naz and I were getting ready to go to work in the morning, but it was at her parents' place (there were two newborn babies - one Taryn's and the other Estelle's) and we were late. We were talking about the drag race competition that we entered and won the previous year and how Callan helped me sew all of my outfits. Callan told me that she's working at this drag club now and that we should come and visit. She pulls out a black bag (from where??) full of all the cash tips she got at the club. The three of us step outside and we are actually on a yacht with the club on it. Naz and I get off the yacht and into a little speed boat, Callan and JC take off with the yacht and we start chasing them down - wading through the crystal blue water under the sunny cloudless sky: we seem to be in the territory of some kind of country club. The yacht goes on land and carries on along a road and we lose it. We get to the land and our speed boat transforms into a motorbike (scrambler). Everyone at the country club seems to be various family members of ours, they're acting very stepfordy too. Naz and I are lost. We go into one of the houses and walk down a long passage with room doors lining both sides, it's a dead end. We look inside one of the rooms and see an old lady laying on the floor. The door closes and we turn around and start to head back out. Munchie, Gran and aunty Claudy walk in before we can exit. Munchie asks me what my surname is and I respond with Jansen, then she says: "oh so you're 'Big Granny Jansen'" with a threatening smile. When we leave the building, all the club members are standing there looking at us. We consult google maps to see where Callan and JC went, but by the time we've made our way to the motorbike parked by a tree, the president of the country club (a very president snow looking man) had also come out to see what's going on. We're panicking and afraid bc I've never ridden a motorbike with two people on and Naz is scared she'll fall (she had Thomas' brown leather bag on her back?). It takes some time got us to calm the other's anxiety about the situation. By the time we're on the bike and ready to go, the president is standing in front of us holding the bicycle bars - yes the motorbike is now in fact a bicycle and our motorbike is actually still parked at the tree behind us. We start screaming at each other and the president says that he'll let us leave if we're willing to leave the motorbike, odd request but after a little hesitation (I'm not sure why, it isn't a particularly special bike - maybe bc it's Callan's and she asked us to look after it) we agree and Naz pushes the president out of the way. We ride down a dirt road and the dream ends with me telling Naz not to talk in my ear or we'll fall.