Date: 8/15/2017
By pretzeling
I was meeting a new roommate for the first time. She was Japanese, soft-spoken, and very funny, with a round face and long hair. She offered to take me to Japan. When I woke up I swore I knew her in real life and tried to think of who she might be, but I don't think she actually exists. After that I was researching how to apply for a summer camp counselor job that I'm considering IRL. However, the search results were just weird and I couldn't find the application page. I eventually found a page that claimed "when you first begin this job, it will seem like the best time of your life. But it will soon become the worst time of your life."