Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 1/7/2018
By pretzeling
I fell asleep in my plane seat, despite a child behind me constantly kicking my seat. In the dream, I was using my phone to browse Reddit and looking at top posts. A chubby woman had posted on “r/upset” about how someone had taken pictures of her wedding and uploaded them with rude captions. I clicked a link in the post which brought me to one of the mean posts. It was a before and after picture, with the caption “look how quickly this ‘princess’ turns into a trashy ho.” In the before, the couple were at the altar and in the after, there was a GIF of the drunken groom giving the bride a frantic BJ (?) on the dance floor at the reception. I clicked away, hoping the child behind me hadn’t seen! Suddenly someone said “Hey this plane is going fast.” I noticed the plane was going faster than usual too. All of a sudden I had a 360 degree view in the cockpit; we were hurtling through an ocean of pink, cloudy fog. A massive, commercial-sized plane appeared to our right, popping suddenly out of the fog, ready to smash against us—but we avoided it. It reminded me of a monster coming out of the dark sea. Then I saw a huge iron fence appear in front of us in the fog. I told myself, “Oh my god, I am going to die on impact. I need to be at peace and let go.” I prepared for death but we made it through a gap in the fence. Then I snapped awake.