space

Date: 11/23/2016

Listen to this one, so I'm at a concert, jammin. And all the sudden they're like "we're announcing 35$ trips to space, moon landing included!!!!!!" So I'm like hyped the fuck up and I literally plow through the crowd to get to the front of the line and I'm like number five. Then they make another announcement that they're only taking six civilians and I'm super hyped up like HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM NUMBER FIVE THIS IS IT. THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE. I get to the front of the line smack my 35$ on the fucking table and I'm like crying cause come on this is literally all I want in life is to see space in space and she goes "awesome! So who's going with you?!" And I'm like.. wut. I don't have anyone I'm going alone and she says "you have to bring someone" so I ran around the concert and found NO ONE. NOT ONE PERSON TO GO WITH ME. So I went back to the table and I was like sobbing telling this lady I never wanna get married and I don't need kids if I get to see space and they don't even need to bring me back they can fucking leave me floating in a space suit I don't give a fuck but of course she says no, so I lost my fucking spot on the rocket cause I didn't have anyone to take with me. Finally find Tori and Charlie and they're at the food court and they were like "ehhh I'd probably go if it was the second time but the first civilian trip seems too risky" and I was fucking furious so I tried to sneak on the rocket and my cousin was there and she goes sorry I can't be your partner I'm part of the crew and she still wouldn't let me go and and she's like no partner no space so that's basically the story about how I'm gonna be upset forever cause I didn't get to see space.