U of M flying, sex, and skateboards ✈️

Date: 10/26/2016

By Caophi

In the first set of dreams I was watching like a student film reel. There were 3 separate videos. The first one was a guy who attached a GoPro to a bald eagle and had it fly around this big bluff/canyon area. It was a really sweet perspective. I was trying to figure out where he mounted it on the eagle as I couldn't even see the eagle in the shot. The only way I knew it was an eagle was from the screeches it made. The location was supposedly somewhere at the U of M but we have no canyons or bluffs in Minneapolis, it was strange. It was as if the campus was built upon a hill in this dream universe. I remember hearing in the background audio the guy who trained the eagle was yelling 'don't kill it don't kill it' and the video ends. In the next one, a girl did a stop motion project filming herself just walking through campus. I remember trying to figure out how many individual pictures it must have took to make it seem like it was in motion. I remember she got up to the top of a set of stairs and did a 'jump' by taking a picture of the scene just a few feet higher then the previous frame. It was really artsy. A video of her came on as she was voicing over something. She was blonde with glasses and a hint of hipster swag to her. Artsy type chick. Video ends. In the third video, it was both the guy and girl walking through a hallway on campus and I figured it was a group video but the guy just busts out some roller blades and it became an extreme stunt video out of nowhere. He was doing all sorts of spins through this hallway then ditches the blades to hop on two hover board things. Those ones where you lean to go. Except he rode two of em and the wheels were pointed to the sides instead of forward. Somehow this gave him a huge speed boost moving forward it made zero physical sense but it looked fucking awesome. The further down this hallway we went the more crazy the tricks became. He started riding these things sideways on the walls like some matrix shit. There were sets of hover boards hung on the walls and he would ride on the walls and jump from one to another and continue the wall ride. I was getting mad hyped. I was like this is the craziest editing I've ever seen in my life. He gets to this octagonal brick hallway and he ditches the boards to just use his feet. He starts running sideways on the left wall then he'd run up to the ceiling and run down the wall on the right. And he continued this motion 'spiraling' down the hallway all the while doing backflips and spins and all sorts of acrobatic shit. There were targets on the walls and ceilings and he'd land backflips on all of them. Insane video. I'm in some college building and I see a girl from high school named Hannah Garness. Haven't seen her since graduation but anyway she's walking up some stairs and I decide to follow her. We get to some elevator and we take it up. It gets off on the 6th floor, and the doors open to a huge study hall auditorium area with 2 story ceilings. It had to be over 20ft. It reminded me of the Walter library at the U of M campus but it was way newer looking. There was blue seating and red stair rails from what I could remember. For some reason I was like there's no 6 story buildings on campus (which is full of shit nearly every building on campus is over 6 stories) and this triggered my lucidity. I go towards the right side of the room and start levitating, and then just launch up in the air. I start flying around knowing full well I was lucid. My flight control was pretty good compared to most other times I fly within a dream. I could control the speed and when I stopped pretty well. I fly across the room end to end multiple times. One time I tried to slow down my speed but I kept drifting towards a wall. I used my legs to push off the wall and go the other direction. This whole time I'm shouting to other people in the room that we are all dreaming! Nobody really cared they just watched me go back and forth all casual like. I'm like are you serious look at me isn't this not sick af?? The dream fades into another scene that I can't remember. In another dream I'm in bed with 3 naked chicks and one of them looked like the porn star Jade Jantzen. I'm shirtless with my jeans on. Jade is laying in front me and I start taking my belt off and slide my pants off. I whip out my dick and as I reach for her to pull her up on top of me, she turns into a pair of pants. WTF. I'm laying on my back holding a pair of khakis mad as hell. I throw that shit off me and then all the sudden my vision gets obstructed by a veil of some sorts. It was like a black hijab that Muslims wear. I'm like what is this shit where'd it come from. I could barely see anything and I had blue balls it was frustrating as fuck. I'm in some skate shop with my little sister buying her first skateboard. She's in 7th grade right now and she doesn't skate. It was weird but I was proud since I grew up skating. I remember looking at trucks and I told her she should go with Thunders cause that was my favorite as a kid. I look at the display case and notice there were trucks of all sizes. Some small ones and then there were just some tiny ones. Idk why I thought this was normal. There's no board that could use trucks that small. She gets all of her shit picked out except for bearings. I told her she had to go with Bones, no other option lol. Every other set of bearings are garbage. She said Bones are more expensive, which they are. I told her id pay for it no worries. Dream ends shortly after.