Football and German Monsters

Date: 6/4/2016

Sooo, my friend has a Green Bay Packers helmet in his man cave. We're at my moms house talking about helmets and football and how there was a few times that I hit someone and almost knocked MYSELF out. My mom gets all upset about that because she knows I'm about to play football later that day. I tell her that helmet technology has come a long way and I put on the helmet so I can demonstrate how safe it is. All of the sudden I'm in the middle of a huge ass football game in the rain in a huge stadium. It's a back and forth game but I feel good cuz we're ahead. Then we fumble the kickoff, the ball bounces around between a few people on both teams before I fall on it and make sure we maintain possession. Then while we're sitting the on ground around the ball, some sort of ancient spirit animal is conjured up on the other teams side of the field. This thing is massive... 10 ft tall, maybe 2000lbs, looks like a wolf but walks like a human. It just sits there, unmoving, just staring, with this robe thing it's wearing blowing in the wind. Nobody on the field moves either, everyone just stares. I've getting nervous like something is about to happen so I have got to do SOMETHING. Just as I'm about to act, no idea what I'm actually going to do, the phone rings and I wake up....