Variety

Date: 8/31/2024

By PandaPuff

(Feb 2022) I was at Walmart because I had to get something, can't remember what, but I got my guinea pig hay and got something I wanted to try. I saw Brittany's (my stepmom) side of the family in Walmart and talked to them. Some random dude poked me in the armpit and then ran away. I was like wtf? and left. When I first walked in Chase was the door greeter and we avoided eye contact. I got some kind of cheese sauce that turned into oil when I looked again? It was supposed to make your food taste good. I got home and my mom had some guy over?? (irl ptsd HELP). They went to the bedroom and I yelled,"stay the fuck away from my bed whores!" Chance said she said it was some famous guy from fast and the furious and I was like that's bullshit and checked Instagram and I saw her posing with him but he wasn't famous because I checked his account. Idek what happened but I got kidnapped and taken to some place with tall fences so I couldn't escape?? I only saw one other person there besides the dude who kidnapped me. He'd randomly forced us to do stuff or we'd be killed. Once time it was eating rotten flesh? And for some reason the entire place smelled like that. He said we were surrounded by it. The other person who was kidnapped was the one who ate that lol I don't think I had to. Next though, I was told to eat feces that looked like dog food? I ran away and hid under the deck outside LMAO and the kidnapper came out and sat on it and was talking to the other guy who he kidnapped, who for some reason felt like exposing my hiding place. He got under the deck and talked to the kidnapper which made him look under it??? But he didn't react so I guess he already knew I was under there lol I decided to just come out and I eventually had to EAT IT.. but it tasted sweet?? And I was like this isn't that bad actually LMAO