was in stats class, had final exam and homework due. problem was solving the equation 2e^2+e^-1+e^-2=1 (why the fuck are we solving for e?). realized I hadn't done homework. tried to do it in class, professor scolded me for using my phone in class and talking to peers. also had finance exam the previous day. was wearing blue basketball shorts. freaked the fuck out that I forgot when my exams were so I looked them up online.