History of the OctoChurro, I Guess

Date: 5/17/2017

I was in a school gymnasium. There was some sort of event going on - booths set up and lots of people milling about. A guy walks in holding this crazy-looking churro. It's the size of a frisbee and it's got like a stem sort of bit that splits off at the bottom into a bunch of churro roots that curl back up around to the top. It kind of looks like a flower. It's beautiful. Everyone is mesmerized by this man and his churro creation. He eats the entire thing while we watch. I remember thinking "oh, this must be that 'History of the Entire World, I Guess' viral video I keep hearing about."