Crazy Target Trip

Date: 5/29/2019

By briannagio

I was at Target with Nicole and Renee. While was walking around, I saw Jouveline (my co-worker) and she told me that the whole store was 50% off because they apparently released the wrong ad and they had to make up for it. I picked out three really cute pairs of jeans and a shirt, and then I went to the dressing room to try them on. The dressing room was really cramped. The stalls didn’t have a full wall between them; you could look at the person next to you, but you somehow had enough privacy so that you couldn’t see each other changing. I sat down and put one of the pairs of jeans on. I stepped out to go look in one of the mirrors [because they didn’t have one for each individual stall] and suddenly two of the stalls combined and we all had to sit down. The combined stalls turned into a weird car. I was in the car with an old lady (who was in the driver’s seat), her daughter, her son, her granddaughter, and a basset hound. We started driving around like crazy. I didn’t really say much to the strangers. I just sat there and worried about the fact that we left Target before I paid for all my stuff, and I was hoping that they’ll accept my ridiculous excuse as to how that even happened. We wound up dropping off the old lady at some fence behind a random building. She told us that she would climb over the fence and walk home from there. The son took the basset hound and they went to make sure she got home safely. Then we were supposed to drive back to return the dressing room car, but I was suddenly in an apartment [I think it was supposed to be Nicole and Brody’s] with Mellina, Sidenei and Brody. Sidenei was talking to Brody, but he kept calling him “Blane,” and then I looked at him to see if he was joking, but then Sidenei was Blane. Mellina and I looked at each other and started laughing. Blane gave us a very puzzled look, and I told him he was calling Brody his own name. He seemed to have no idea what I was talking about.