The one where I basically wet myself

Date: 3/15/2022

Don’t remember the beginning but - for some reason was peeing at work and some random dude walked into the girls bathroom. I walked out and started washing my clothes, and he started explaining that he accidentally walked in. I said it was cool and continued to just wash my hands and clean up. He kept trying to have a conversation with me, about justifying why he was there and I just was non-commenting. Then something happened and I was at a store picking out clothes. I was walking around and for some reason, I picked out some clothes and there was a mannequin head that was just a like a bust of someone’s face there and I took it, thinking I would use it as an art project. I brought it home and gave it’s face a makeover (it was a woman’s head) and painted it and everything (it was a dark-skinned mannequin). And I added really curly hair in a low bun. Anways, I added all of that and it was like the head was glued to a board so if I hung it on a wall (which for some reason I did) it was like those taxidermized moose/deer heads. I got all that done and went back to the kitchen. There was a time jump and for some reason, I was with my boyfriend (in the dream, don’t have one in real life) and we were talking about something and one thing led to the next and there was a lot of kissing and touching. My mom saw us and said something along the lines of “now, don’t show us all what you’re thinking” (I don’t remember the exact words but something like that) and I was so confused. Then, I looked down and realized I’d basically looked like I peed my pants because of how horny I was (ridiculous). And I was super ashamed so I ran upstairs to the bathroom (which was connected to my room) to change. And when I left the bathroom and turned on the light to my room after closing the door, the mannequin head (which was not Alive) suddenly turned and faced me. It was weird, it was like my brain told it to be alive and turn towards me even though I knew it was a dream. Then, for some reason, I moved towards it and started kissing the mannequin just as it was kissing me. There was a lot of teeth and lower lip sucking and it got heated really fast. Idek where the hands it had came from but it was holding my head in place and we were going at it. I can still feel the softness of the mannequin’s lips (which were real and not plastic anymore) on mine and the scrape of the teeth on mine when I woke up. Fucking weird.