Sweet Potato upchuck

Date: 6/19/2017

I ate a sweet potato and then barfed it all over a flower garden at some university where I was on a stakeout (I was like a rogue government spy trying to find my partner who'd been kidnapped). I was really embarrassed so I just left it there and hid behind a dumpster. The class I'd been spying on let out and then everyone got super grossed out when they walked past the flower beds so I ran away.