Date: 3/25/2018
By MitarSRB
I am in some kind of LEGO Hobbit world but it's filled with real life places. With me are Masha and Luka. I don't remember who Masha was but I remember Luka being Bombur. So we were bored and decided to go to some witch who can change our looks. I check the map but there are to witches in this alternate Middle Earth. So we fast travel to the first witch. In my dream when you fast travel you run like Mario ( in 2D), the background is some tracks with trains and you can't control your character. We arrive to a village because we are all hungry. The village is currently burning and people are either dying or evacuating. Luka is for some reason wearing underwear. " Luka why are you wearing underwear?", I ask him. "I'm not.", he answers. I am confused but I suppose something is wrong with my sight. We raid the village because everything is burning and there is no people except for some drunk guys in the casino. We take food, water and flashlights. When we eat all we can and drink we continue our journey. We are climbing some purple mountain. I stumble upon a gap so we walk on the rope. We finnaly arrive at the witches home but it's the evil witch not the good one. So she says some other guy and us must do some quest and if we succeed nothing happens, but if we fail the devil will kill us. I tell her: " Yeah, yeah that's great bye!". My friends and I travel to the good witch. We enter her house. Some guy with black hair and Metalica T-shirt welcomes us. It turns out that he is the witch. There is like 10 boxes each filled with LEGO parts you choose which are you gonna take and just take them without paying or anything. I take some watch with the flag of Switzerland on it but the guy says: " It doesn't work, it's not for sale". I take a soviet Ushanka and some shirt.