I Am Not Ruining My Nails for You, Sir 💅

Date: 11/2/2018

I was at CVS with 2 fictional friends. I think we were looking through clearance stuff. The guy hands me a toenail clipper and says "will you test this file on your nails to see if it works?" I say "no, I just painted mine. Why don't you test it yourself?" But he has no nails. He has little nubs that aren't long enough to file. One might ask, "then why does he need a nail file" but I did not. I looked at the clippers again. The file attached to nail clippers is never *good,* but I hoped maybe it was adequate. It was not. It wasn't even a file, it was just 3 blades like a shaving razor, but further apart. It could only mutilate your nails. I was not touching that thing to my nails and I was disappointed in my friend for asking.