Cat who is actually a snake, and meeting a internet friend irl (LONG AF)

Date: 7/13/2019

The first dream was my real good friend Steph and me chilling and playing videos games and talking a lot and there was a partial pond in my room with koi fish and that was apparently normal And we went exploring the marsh lands that were somehow close to my house when in REALITY there is none here And I was like imma catch her the best fucking fish (I love fishing actually) and I caught an electric eel transparent blob thing And quickly released it like UH WHAT IS THT But then it started chasing me (even tho it was to be an eel slug thing and was really slow) and she was somehow just watching like okay And then it shifted to the other dream that like My cat was actually a shapeshifter that couldn turn intl a snake and talk And one day he revealed he could talk and shapeshift But it was like saw suddenly Like he was specifically a viper And he suddenly held us captive? And like we had to figure out why he was holding us captive And if we said the wrong thing, or was rude or mean to him, he’d bite us and give us a certain amount of venom First it was my mom for some reason even tho I was the one who said something And I tried pleading and bargaining with him to give her the antidote And some tests happened and I ended up like getting bit three times in a row, given the antidote, and then bitten FIVE TIMES and like i started getting weak and cold and hallucinating I don’t remember what happened fully but I guessed something right about like having to do a better job of taking care of him and max (my dog), and after much crying and pleading, he gave me the antidote And then left me a note saying he was basically leaving forever, like his work was done And I went after him like no zoey we love you so much even if you did this to us I’m sorry; I’ll do better And then I woke up after realizing I was talking to the wrong cat I’ve never been more confused like at one point we were at a nightclub and that was already when I was given the antidote the first time But I did something really bad or said something accidentally offensive about him And like he had NO mercy, even when I caught myself and apologized sincerely And like he was liek okay you have to take a giant vat of hot sauce And I was like oh uhm okay And then he was like ACTUALLY you have to have it dumped ALL OVER YOU and then did it without warning, covered head to toe in hot sauce And I like I could feel everything. My emotions, the panic, the fear, when he’d bite me, the venom. And when the hot sauce got dumped on me, and given a boatload of venom, the pain was so terrible I like Passed out IN MY DREAM with my eyes open And my family was like UHM my dad tho was a jerk to us the ENTIRE TIME and didn’t get bit once But my brother and mom did, but super low doses I got the worst of it I’m very confused but it was actually kinda cool in a way And I knew I was partially lucid cause I’d try waking myself which would kinda work and then I’d doze back off and the dream would resume Oh damn I just remembered another bit During the second dream, I “woke” up INTO TJE FIRST DREAM And I was in bed, it was late, and Steph was on the blow up mattress on the floor beside me And like I looked at her Like oh friend!!! And then I looked at my koi fish pond (my room was somehow three times bigger too) And I watched the koi fish swim too and fro calmly BUT THEN I WAS LIKE Wait a mcfricken minute WHY DO I HAVE A KOI FISH POND IN MY ROOM AND HOW IS STEPH’S FACE SO SPECIFIC AND DETAILED WHEN IVE NEVER SEEN IT, ONLY HER HAIR and I tried moving to pinch myself but I was weak and sluggish And just sunk back into the second dream