A Vocab Test To the Death!.. and cupcakes

Date: 11/21/2016

I was leaving school when my teacher yelled out to all the kids a reminder that there would be a bakesale next week, and that we all needed to make and bring 3 trays of cupcakes because it was only a cupcake bakesale. I was like ok, whatever, will do. Then I was at a playground with Thorin Oakenshield and all the other dwarves. Anyway, they were talking... " Thorin, no, you'll most definitely die" Thorin, don't go up there alone, everyone who did has died a painful death. " "Thorin please... Don't..." I wondered what all this was about so I went up and asked them what was going on. Somehow they all knew me and weren't shocked in the slightest that I knew all their names and who they were. Apparently, they had no idea what was at the top of the highest slide, but all who had gone up had died. Thorin wanted to go up and kill whoever it was killing everybody, Balin said he didn't think it even was a "he" he thought the slide itself killed them, and all the others except for Bombur wanted to go up with Thorin instead of him going up himself. But Thorin said he would t go with any man. I wasn't a man so I stepped up. "I will go with you, Thorin. And if we should die today, then we should both die together" ( haha) He agreed, so we grabbed a rug ( which was just lying around for no odd reason lol) and sat on it at the bottom of the slide. It was extremely exhausting work climbing up the slide on a rug but we managed it lol. But when we got to the top, Thorin and I somehow became enemies. There was this vocabulary test... To the death. Instead of a second slide, there was a set of stairs each with a random word on it. Then on a bridge to our right there was the answers. We were supposed to look at the answers for 20 seconds, but there was 20 words so t was impossible. The we both went back to the top and began. The first word was "girlfriend". I said it meant a name referred to a woman who a man loves, Thorin had no idea, but we were both wrong because the answer was " a running cat". !!! Lol!!! Apparently, a girlfriend is a running cat! This whole time, Thorin and I were complete enemies... Sad :( Anyway, then it transferred back to school and it was the night of the bakesale but I hadn't made anything due to the vocab test with Thorin! So I just went to the store and bout 3 trays of pink cupcakes with white frosting because I hate colored frosting.. All the dye! I arrived at school holding the cupcakes and everybody stared at me because it was pretty obvious I had bought the cupcakes and not made them lol. It was an entire basketball room filled with tables upon tables stacked with cupcakes. Even the walls had holes in them filled with cupcakes and the ceiling dangled cupcakes. But there wasn't only cupcakes. Some weirdo had brought a bunch of pencils and random outside toys like 2 boomerangs but they were super tiny and would never work. They had also brought some pads of paper with clipboards and some pens and put it all in a large crate. Lol... The cupcakes were all free to students apparently, so I ate a green frosting one that tasted like mint even tho I hate dye, but that was it. Then I was trying to decide if I should bring home some pens and clipboards for my sisters because I didn't think they wanted any cupcakes lol. I wasn't sure if it was legal tho, because was I allowed to take some stuff home to my sisters even tho they weren't students in my class? Then this weird guy showed up who was apparently my boyfriend, and he told me I could brig stuff home to my family, it was legal, like he was reading my mind. Then he handed me a rose, and laughed and told me that did I know I was named after a flower? I realized he was an idiot so I told him he and I were done, and I never wanted to see him again, the weirdo! That was the end lol......