Wedding day nightmare

Date: 6/22/2017

I'm soon getting married however this dream did no favours for the nerves, I was viewing my own wedding from a guests perspective! I could see myself sweating my arse off, looking faint and regretting wearing a random 5piece suit I found in a charity shop. Before I knew it I hit the deck..out cold! I came too and realised my soon to be wife couldn't wait around and didn't wanna waste the day so she married my best man instead...he then had the cheek to ask for a stag due as I was now his post wedding best man!