A Model’s Self-Righteousness

Date: 6/15/2019

Kendall Jenner was about to interview on live television—I don’t think she was as big of a personality in my dream world as she is in real life—and she wanted whiter teeth, so she put on these whitening strips before getting on set for the show. For whatever reason, I was there to be able to advise her and speak with her and I had told her that she should really take the strips out of her mouth before the interview because she’d embarrass herself on TV with those things in her mouth if she kept them in. She didn’t feel like taking my advice and kept them in. I don’t know how the interview went because I woke up shortly after she ditched me to walk onto the set of the TV show with her whitening strips making her look like she’s from Whoville.