Looking for fun

Date: 8/19/2019

My wife and I just got married. We were leaving the ceremony in a taxi. We got in and we were asked by the driver, "Where too?" My response to him was, 'My wife and I are looking for the best places / stores to make out in. "I got the perfect spot for you." He then took is to Bass Pro Shop. We walked into the store all dressed up and excited as all get out......and I woke up.