The Polo Man

Date: 6/23/2018

Jay Versace won an award of some kind and became so famous. So me and a bunch of YouTubers went to this random house that he went to to try and get famous too. We drove through this field and then we reached a small red brick house. I was with YouTubers like Logan Paul and Jenna Marbles. I dont like using those names in the same sentence—sorry Jenna. Were waiting outside of this house, theres a wall with pictures hung up of famous people. Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, and a bunch of other artists—and Jay Versace. Anyway, so a 6ft middleaged man walks out. He has short black hair with a little scruff. He's wearing a gray polo with thin green stripes on it and jeans. We all sit in this house that has white couches and has red lighting. He started seperating people into two groups. I was in the same group as Jenna Marbles. We all got situated and Jenna takes her shirt off and she was wearing a sports bra under. The thing is—she was RIPPED. The group of people started clapping, and she started naming different muscles she had. She had weird names like "C3D", "26F" and things like that. Finally, everyone gets up and stands in a line. The man pulls me to stand in front of everyone and says "Let me see your rings. At this point I noticed that the lighting made my rings turn black, as if they were black lights. I had one ring on my left hand—middle finger, that had a silver ring with crescent moons carved out of it all around the ring, along with tiny stars. The right hand middle finger had a small ring with a big coffin shaped ring on it. The top of the "coffin" had a full moon, and below it were stars. He looks at both of them and for some reason I told him that I was Jordanian. He suddenly looks serious to me and says "alright. look me in my eyes". I do so and his eyes turn black, as do mine. I felt my eyes go numb for a second and suddenly he says "I want to see your first cousin." And so quickly his face and body started morphing. I started seeing so many members of my family and it stopped at a picture of my first cousin, and i just kept saying "oh my god" over and over again until I woke up. Then I started typing this.