"Got any loose milk?!"

Date: 8/5/2017

By TwentieToo

I was walking down a sidewalk and my gpa comes up and asks if can take me to see the lake. As i'm going there anyways, i say no. I wanted to by myself anyways. Then theres this creepy dude who walks up to me, his clearly is trying to ask if i was a prostitute and proceed from there based on my answer. I told him no, and my gpa walked up again and pretended he was taking me to the lake. I walked ahead of them and walked down some stairs, but then some old people stopped and asked me if i was wearing shoes, because they could not see the floor. I stood there for several minutes convincing them. Then I suddenly was on this, i dunno, comet, asteroid? It was on fire and spinning super fast and there was lots of lava. And the creepy dude still wanted to talk to me even i told him no, and then Lip from Shameless came and saved the day. Then i was suddenly in at doctors in a waiting room. There are a lot of people there. And then me and my sister are talking about breast milk. I dunno why. And then an old guy, looks homeless, comes up and says, "You got any loose milk?!". I was watching John Mulaney last night so i guess thats where my brain got it from. And then there was this part where my sisters and mom came to stay over. In real life, at my sisters apartment, there are little bugs that have infested the whole complex. And then here, at my gmas house, there are lots of hobo spiders. And i guess, in the dream, there was some sort of chemical or something that made them bigger. Like a lot bigger, the little bugs at the apartment are smaller than your finger tip. And the hobos, well i guess they can get pretty big already, but the biggest one is probably as big as a quarter, maybe a little bigger. And in the dream the bugs got as big as your fingertip, to as big as the length of you hand. And there were just three of them on my sisters back. And i knocked them off like no big deal. Then i was about to pick up a piece of clothing off the floor and a few hobos climbed out. Then we went to sleep. But i just had this itchy feeling in my mouth, like on my gums. So i get up and look in a mirror. And there are just dead hobos lining my gums, stuck in between my teeth. And i show my sister, everybody gets freaked out and leaves. And thats it.