The one where Jack Black signed me his guitar and I got a haircut by a gay couple

Date: 8/9/2024

I was in line to see Jack Black backstage when he came up and called me into his studio. I told him I was a fan of School of Rock and Nacho Libre, and offered to take a picture with me and assigned his guitar and gave it to me! We then took selfie together, doing some cool rockstar poses. 🎸Afterwards, my mom took me to get a haircut, but when we arrived to barbershop, I noticed that it was ran by gay people. I was nervous at first, but the barber assured me that he would take care of me pretty well. And that’s when I woke up.