Sidney's Chocolate Shitstain

Date: 1/28/2018

By SwaggyBoy9

I was working at Pak'n'Save. I went to the seafood area and was applying for a job there? I had to sell subs and I would get a cut out of the profit for every sub I sold. I made the deal with virtual, I think. I was picking up something off the ground as I thought "oh, this is like affiliate marketing.. I never thought I'd end up doing this kinda thing". Then as I was walking in the middle of the store, I saw 2 workers up ahead.. it was Dylan and Sidney! They turn around and take me with them.. There, I also met Daniel who too had a in at paknsave? I remembered that I was supposed to be working and told them I gotta go, but Sidney insisted that I come "we get paid by the hour". I mean, I know they did, but since I did that affiliation thing I wasn't sure if I did too? I assumed I did, and we all went to the right side of the store. From there, I realised that these guys fuck around at work alot, since they get paid by the hour, the longer they take, the less work they have. There was a lady there, I think she was our supervisor and she told us to do something but Sidney comletely ignored it. Sidney picked up some chocolate and said something about stealing stuff and put it in his chocolate. As we were heading back down the aisle, Sidney put the chocolate down on some random area, so Daniel picked it up. Daniel ended up accidentally dropping the chocolate and 4 little pieces fell out of the wrapper. We knew we were gonna get in shit for this so we started to walk away, but me and Daniel were on the ground for some reason. Daniel was dragging himself on the ground using his toes and was carrying me along with him as we were both on the ground. I think Sidney had picked up the pieces of chocolates off the floor before we left. We turned around and saw our supervisor heading this way slowly but surely. At this point we were really fucking panicking and Sidney decides to accidentally drop a damn piece of chocolate. Sidney then decides to crush it with his foot so now there's a chocolate stain on the floor which looks like a shitstain As me and Daniel approach the chocolate stain, we realise that in order to hide it we'd have to slide over it? Actually I don't remember what happened from here lol, probably woke up. :)