Strip Club, Fight Club, and a Locker Room

Date: 2/9/2018

So my school, along with other schools were driving to meet up at a convention, and traffic got so bad that we had to get off the bus and start walking. All of us were in a sleazy part of town so a lot of us started walking towards a strip club because we’re horny high schoolers. A few of us, including me, get in without an ID while others aren’t allowed in. This club was weird, because it looked like a Dojo from a crappy Karate class mixed with a boardwalk because it was wooden and raised above water. There are a few dancers but they only greet us at the door, no dancing or nudity whatsoever. They all have deformed faces but huge tits. Then the MC asks us to fight the closest person to you, and I go nuts on this one retarded kid, and after the fight I feel so bad and we make up and become friends. Then after that we’re free to leave and as we go down the stairs, there’s part of the stairway missing and it’s just a vertical drop. We hop down and start running to the locker room and meet up with a big titty goth girl. When we get into the locker room I open up my briefcase, which looks like a bamboo sprout, it was really long, and pour Mountain Dew inside it, then start sipping it from the briefcase. Then I woke up and both my arms were asleep and they were limp.